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Jun. 12th, 2005 | 07:26 pm
mood: accomplishedaccomplished
music: Britteney Spears

Hi there and hello! Cammie here. I have much newses to report! I know you're all dying to hear it so I won't make you wait but a moment more!

FIRSTLY, I have been hired by Dollywood! Gail called today and told me that she really enjoyed my fun sense of humor and penchant for created dresses out of wallpaper samples and that she wanted me to join the Dollywood team! However, she was concerned about my being able to move around the park in the heat because of my size and I said, "Don't worry, I'm not fat, I'm just pregnant!" So she hired me. Cammie will be manning the summer pie-eating contest starting next week! I start my training on Tuesday so wish me luck! I am very excited. And hungry.

So in light of the good news, and of my stupid, smelly and NOW BALD brother's (I put Nair in his shampoo bottle on his last visit) visit, I went up the mountain with him to visit my family and tell them about my job. My mother said that while she still hates me, she is proud. My father smiled and gave me some money and also said that if I have any significant others, that I am more than welcome to use his wheelbarrow or barn to have some lurid farmer sex. He said it really brings the spark back into a romance. I threw up on his shoe.

Anyway, things were going very well so of course, Mike (my brother) had to let everyone know that he read my livejournal and that I am pregnant. I was GOING to tell them but I was hoping to be, married, rich and skinny by then. So maybe like, in another week or two. My father was so shocked that he didn't say anything at all but my mother DID pass out for two and a half hours so at least SOMETHING good came of the whole experience.

Love and slugs,
Cammie

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from: oneil1973
date: Jun. 13th, 2005 02:21 pm (UTC)
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I can't believe your brother had the nerve to read your livejournal and tell other family members what he read here. (oh crap, I've done that to my sister). But it's still wrong for HIM to do it. What a creepy brother. I'm glad I don't have one of those.

so, after Mom woke up, was she happy for you?

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from: rebeccajaney
date: Jun. 13th, 2005 05:22 pm (UTC)
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Hey Cams,
I was driving home from work the other night and saw you digging thru some trash on the street. I would have beeped but I'm shallow and don't want to be associated with you.

See ya!

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from: dirtyethelbonne
date: Jun. 14th, 2005 01:09 pm (UTC)
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cammie,
the other night i had a dream that you were angry with me, who knows maybe over cheetos, but you started to fight me. you had me in a head lock and then i woke up. well i guess what i am trying to say is, please stay out of my dreams.
thanks!
katie

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from: dangerous_scent
date: Jun. 14th, 2005 05:14 pm (UTC)
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you look like youre lots of fun....

can i friend you?

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from: excluding_you
date: Jun. 16th, 2005 04:26 am (UTC)
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HELL YES YOU CAN!

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from: anonymous
date: Jun. 19th, 2005 12:34 am (UTC)
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Looking for new LJ friends? Try addmelovely!



With over 570 members, you're bound to find someone.

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from: dangerous_scent
date: Jun. 21st, 2005 01:32 pm (UTC)
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cammie. another poetic poem.

Death knocks
The boat rocks
Death stares
It even glares
Never look it in the eye
It will give you a nasty sty
DEATH DEATH DEATH DIEEEEE


love,
morrie

i am thinking of getting published. oh and i have a new boyfriend. his name is sobbing_roses

he is hot. and so deep.

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from: siph_de_neon
date: Jun. 27th, 2005 11:57 am (UTC)
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Shoe...singular? Does he only have one foot? PEG LEG.

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