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A long read but worth it! I like praising the lord even though i'm a wiccan.

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Jul. 19th, 2005 | 10:31 am
mood: highhigh

Hey everyone in da house~!!!! Cammie is here! Wow, what a crazy bunch of days I have been having! So much has happened and there so much to tell. Firstly, baby is well! I went to a clinic as a result of my new friends (i'll explain later!!) and got my baby checked out. AND GUESS WHAT!!! My baby is due on December 24!!! For those of you that don't know, that's Christmas eve. And after the weekend I had I've learned the true meaning of Christmas. And I've also learned that instead of naming my baby Snapper or Snoopy, I may name him Christ instead. Now that you're all befuddled I'd better explain!

So last Tuesday I was sitting in my trailer, watching "The Price is Right" and eating cheetos and milk (a cereal I invented - it's good for the baby and good for the Cammie too) when all of the sudden I heard a knock upon my door. I wasn't expecting anyone so I pushed my tv tray out of my way and got a knife out of the kitchen. I have a lot of enemies so I can never be too careful. I waited just a moment and then flung the door open with a swift kick and held my knife up high! Instead of an enemy at my door I saw 2 young ladies and a young man dropping their belongings and running back towards their vehicle. I shouted after them, "Wait! I thought you were somebody else! Come back!" They stopped at the car and looked at each other and then came back.

They were so nice! The two girls, Liddy and Lisa told me they were from a youth group at a church in town! They were going door to door as a result of a youth group meeting they had where they felt like they needed to affect the community more. And that's how they ended up in my trailer park! The boy, Matt, gave me a flyer. It said that they had youth group meetings every WEdnesday night. I asked them what they do at these meetings and they said sing praise songs and have a lesson. I told them that sounded boring but then they said they also had snacks and after inquiring if the snacks were free (and finding out they were!) I said sign me up!!!!!!

So Liddy said she'd stop by and pick me up on Wednesday. Then they left and I picked up my cereal off my gold shag carpet and added some more milk and finished it up.

On Wednesday I spent the whole day getting ready! I bathed with the garden hose and dug a hole to relieve my nervous energy. My mumu's were getting a little tight (baby and all) so I forced one on and put one on over it in case the first one ripped. Then I took my shower curtain off the rod and made a homemade shawl with it. I'm so crafty!

Liddy arrived at 6:30 on the dot! It's been ages since I've been in a car (other than a police car) but I squeezed my voluptuous frame into her jetta and we were on our way. She had some great tunes going in the car. They were by an artist named "DC Talk." We both rocked out to a tune that went "What will people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak? What will people do when they find that it's true!!?" It was so cool. Liddy said that tonight was a special youth group meeting. I was secretly hoping she meant that her and I were going to go into the woods and put slugs on our coochies but she meant that we were going to a pool party at the youth minister's house.

We arrived at the youth minister's house shortly. Liddy went in the house first and I followed. It was such a nice house! It's rare I get to go into houses that are connected to the ground and not movable. There was no one in sight and again I secretly hoped Liddy had lured me there for alone time but she said everyone was in the basement. We started down the basement and I could hear voices singing and a guitar strumming on my way down. But then I tripped and I'm a big girl so when I fall - it's look out or be steam rolled! I fell down the stairs and landed right in the middle of the circle everyone had gathered in. They all jumped up and helped me up! Most times that I fall people leave me on the ground but these folks were so nice! Once I got up I realized that I had landed on the guitar (and the man playing it). The man sat up and groaned but then he said everything was okay and that I wasn't the first person to do that. He was the youth leader, Steven Durt. And boy was he happy to see me. I thought he almost had a crush on me. I apologized for crushing his guitar and he said "no worries" (like an austrailian!!) and then he got another guitar out of a case. He told me to join the circle and I did. We sang a cool song it went something like "Jesus is the rock and he rolls my blues away!" Then we got to go "Bop shoo bop shoo bop woo!" and make hand motions!!!!!! I was all giggly and giddly!

Then the youth minister began his lesson. It was pretty boring and I didn't listen. Then we had prayer requests. They got around to me and I said that I guess I should say a prayer for my baby. They all looked at me funny and I was like, "Yeah, I'm prego. Duh that's why I'm so hefty." Things were quiet and Liz asked when I was due. I was like, "Hell if I know. I'm just going thru the motions." So it got out that I hadn't been to a doctor and they made me promise to go with them the next day.

Well after everything we went outside for the pool party. I didn't bring a bathing suit but boy was it hot. So, being an earthmother and all, I stripped myself of my clothes! Again. Things got quiet. But "no worries!" Because I made a lot of noise as I cannonballed into the pool. When I surfaced I noticed most of the kids were being ushered back inside. Steven Durt ccame to the pool and told me that Jesus wants us to be free as long as we follow his rules and regulations and become like slaves but in a free and good way. And one of Jesus's rules was to not swim naked in front of people.

So I got out and Liddy drove me home. True to their words, Liddy and Liz picked me up the next day to go to the doctor. I was scolded at for not coming in sooner but I did learn my due date! December 24! Liddy and Liz thought that was cool and I told them if it happens on Jesus's birthday that I will name my baby after the Lord. After the doctor's Liddy and Liz said something about washing their hair and they dropped me off at my trailer. So here I am, happy as a lark!

Maybe next week I can join the workers in the cotton fields of heavenly slaves. I mean workers.

Out like a heavenly trout
Cammiebeans

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from: dirtyethelbonne
date: Jul. 19th, 2005 06:20 pm (UTC)
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good for you cammie. Just don't drink the cool aid.

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from: excluding_you
date: Jul. 19th, 2005 06:41 pm (UTC)
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lololololol! Hahahah! Okay I won't! Really they're all great new friends. If you need a prayer partner call me. Oh and also your boyfriend was at my house a week ago and he went down on me. Sorry you had to find out this way.

Peace like a dove
Cams

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from: dirtyethelbonne
date: Jul. 20th, 2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
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biatch.

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Please

from: anonymous
date: Jul. 21st, 2005 02:45 pm (UTC)
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Please don't put your kid through a life-time of torture with a stupid name.
Think of something simple that will not get them beaten or made fun of all their life.
You want your kid to have a somewhat normal childhood don't you?
Especially since you seem all screwed up.

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Re: Please

from: excluding_you
date: Jul. 22nd, 2005 03:45 pm (UTC)
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HEY! I'm not screwed up. And neither is my baby. I will live my life the way I want to and fuck you if you don't agree. I think that Jesus Christ is a fucking fabulous and bitchin' name for my baby. Don't mess with me, anonymous. I'll look you up in the phone book and KICK YOUR CAMMIE HATING ASS.

Mother bitch
Cammilla Huddlepudge

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